skimcheese:

caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas:

madeagoestohell:

unexpected pregnancy is actually so weird like you can accidentally make a person 

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I JUST SPAT OUT MY WATER

megsokay:

laughterkey:

waitingonoblivion:

leogrigio:

anothervodkastinger:

No joke Joe Biden could seriously get it.

OH. MY. LORD.

BFD

REPPING THE ‘WARE.

okaymad:

*tries to watch 45 minutes episode in 20 minutes*

rebelaway:

castiel-counts-deans-freckles:

carolineflickerman:

WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD MAKE THIS PHOTOSET

DO YOU ENJOY THE TEARS YOU’RE MAKING PEOPLE SHED NOW

DO YOU

Dobby only wishes to keep Harry Potter safe. 

i fucking will end all of you 

pineplapple:

This is hands down the best parody twitter ever

mamasam:

bestrooftalkever:

Two bald eagles in air battle crash-land at airport

Dude these two eagles were fighting mid-air and got stuck. They crash landed at an airport and both survived.

How hardcore is that? Look at their faces tho.

Its like “I swear to GAWD Jerry”

If this isn’t the best metaphor for congress I don’t know what is.

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

defranco:

Cone Dog does not appreciate your giggles.

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